Little Red Riding Hunk

By Eric E.

One day, Little Red Riding Hunk went walking down the street. She had just escaped from jail. So she walked down the street until she came to the three Rapmasters' house. The Rapmasters went shopping while their pizza warmed up. So Red went into the house and said, "I think I'll eat some pizza." So she went in.

"This pizza's too hot! This pizza is nuclear waste. But, this is just right."

After the pizza, she went for the T.V. They had Home Alone 2 so she watched it. Then she slept on the water bed. The Rapmasters came home and found her. They said,

"Come on little girl get outta here now.
You better chow
OWWWWWWWAHHH!
We'll phone the police
and they won't release yoouu!"

So the called the police and they came. Red was in court and got twenty years in the slammer.

Case closed!